Q: Waiter, the soup tastes funny.
A: Then, why aren’t you laughing?
Q: How can you drop an egg 3 feet and not break it?
A: Drop it 4 feet- for the first 3 feet it won’t break!
Q: How do make a milk shake?
A: Scare it!
Q: How many sides does a house have?
A: Two, inside and outside!
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look I’m changing!
Q: What is the key that can’t open any door?
A: A donkey!
Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!
Q: What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
A: A fence!
Q: How do turtles communicate with each other?
A: With shell-phones!
Q: What day do fish hate?
A: Fry-day!
Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese!
Q: How do you tell which end of the worm is the head?
A: Tickle the middle and see which end laughs!
Q: What word is always pronounced wrong?
A: Wrong.
Q: Why do dragons make bad managers?
A: Because they fire everybody!
timed out - 10:57:00 PM
jessi your so sexy
letz go drink pepsi
with some lassi
while watching masti
i know you hate sissy
lets dance like gipsi
jessi without you my life is so messy
you know what jessi
i miss you like crazy
i dunno why your so busy
jessi your lips is so juicy
makes me so thirsty
my heart is craving for a kissy
hope you'll be my missy
maybe im kinda fussy
the night is so icy
call a taxi
so we can go fishy
lets eat dominos pizza with cheesy
looking at your mesmerizing smile makes my brain bouncy
i love when you try to be bossy
your sweet voice makes me feel dizzy
dont be so choosy
how bout some sushi
your birth to the earth is still a mistery
thinkin bout you makes me clumsy
if not sushi lets to go kfc
and have some hot & spicy
timed out - 10:49:00 PM
