Sunday, August 22, 2004
Q: Waiter, the soup tastes funny.
A: Then, why aren’t you laughing?
Q: How can you drop an egg 3 feet and not break it?
A: Drop it 4 feet- for the first 3 feet it won’t break!
Q: How do make a milk shake?
A: Scare it!
Q: How many sides does a house have?
A: Two, inside and outside!
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look I’m changing!
Q: What is the key that can’t open any door?
A: A donkey!
Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!
Q: What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
A: A fence!
Q: How do turtles communicate with each other?
A: With shell-phones!
Q: What day do fish hate?
A: Fry-day!
Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese!
Q: How do you tell which end of the worm is the head?
A: Tickle the middle and see which end laughs!
Q: What word is always pronounced wrong?
A: Wrong.
Q: Why do dragons make bad managers?
A: Because they fire everybody!
timed out - 10:57:00 PM
Q: Waiter, the soup tastes funny.
A: Then, why aren’t you laughing?
Q: How can you drop an egg 3 feet and not break it?
A: Drop it 4 feet- for the first 3 feet it won’t break!
Q: How do make a milk shake?
A: Scare it!
Q: How many sides does a house have?
A: Two, inside and outside!
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look I’m changing!
Q: What is the key that can’t open any door?
A: A donkey!
Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!
Q: What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
A: A fence!
Q: How do turtles communicate with each other?
A: With shell-phones!
Q: What day do fish hate?
A: Fry-day!
Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese!
Q: How do you tell which end of the worm is the head?
A: Tickle the middle and see which end laughs!
Q: What word is always pronounced wrong?
A: Wrong.
Q: Why do dragons make bad managers?
A: Because they fire everybody!
timed out - 10:57:00 PM
